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UGA Game Tension Relief

Posted by: Samuel

It's either kill someone or WO tension reliever

It's either kill someone or WO tension reliever

So I figured with all the anxiety among us we should do something a little off-beat today. For those of you looking for profound words of wisdom that not only defines this weekend’s game, but also puts your whole life in perspective, please re-read yesterday’s entry. I just don’t have it in me to craft my usual insightful brilliance today. If that means I don’t receive as many emailed sex offers as yesterday, then I will just have to make do with my backup WO groupies.

We share groupies with 1987 Poison

We share groupies with 1987 Poison

Now on to the tension relief.
This tension reliever is going to be a game we will play in the comments section below. This game is called:
How big is your UGA-rection?

UGA-rection
Pronunciation: “youja-rection” (like huge erection … get it? … ya, it’s a stretch)
Definition: Erection caused by the uncontrollable excitement one is experiencing in anticipation of the Oklahoma State – Georgia game. As game time approaches one’s UGA-rection will become larger.

How to Play: Simply describe, as creatively as possible, how big your UGA-rection currently is. Simple right?

Since there is a decent chance that I will be the only one playing this game today, I might as well go first. I’ll start it off with the first comment.

42 comments on “UGA Game Tension Relief

  1. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that Gary England just reported it as having a hook echo on radar.

  2. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that it became self-aware, went off to school, got a degree in physical therapy, and is currently massaging Zac’s hammy.

  3. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, Billy Sims has spent all day following it around yelling “BOOMER”.

  4. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, T.Boone attached a propeller to it and it is currently powering portions of west Texas

    Yes I do plan to keep at this all day.

  5. Cozmo23
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it is gaining interest by the Pickens Plan as a source of alternative energy.

  6. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, it just pressed charges against Jamal Mosley.

  7. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that it would be illegal for Perrish Cox to drive it.

  8. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that it is currently predicted to finish 4th in the Big 12 north. (really not that impressive of an accomplishment though).

  9. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that John Titmanson Jr. mistook it for Mariah Carey and has spent the past 3 months following it around Japan.

  10. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big I am currently raising funds to bowl-in the west end zone.

  11. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, it just hit the jerry-tron and we had to replay the down.

  12. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big I just had to ban all media from it. All information will now come directly from me. Thanks.

  13. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that it looks absolutely fucking bad-ass and douchy in its new Affliction t-shirt.

  14. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it was just booked to headline orange peel. Which was really a no-brainer since they only had to bump Jimmy Fallon.

  15. orange_forever
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it just got punched in the face by Oregon’s running back.

  16. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that it retroactively became the meaning behind Beast M.O.D.E.

    https://wastedoptimism.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/wo-team-by-team-2009-preview-missouri/

  17. Cozmo23
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that the Prairie wind touched its skin.

  18. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it can actually cover half of Visanthe Shiancoe’s flaccid penis.

  19. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big a pep rally for tomorrows game just formed in its Bob Simmons Auditorium located at the end of the Nathan Simmons wing of my UGA-rection.

    Gotta take a lunch break. This is exhausting.

  20. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it just offered the role of “the tip” to Leonardo DeCaprio in the upcoming biopic it is making about itself.

  21. Bobby Reid's MaMa
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it hand feeds me Kentucky Fried Chicken.

  22. I had a dream we beat UGA 65 to -3.
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it may or may not play tomorrow because of a hamstring injury.

  23. I had a dream we beat UGA 65 to -3.
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, Gundy saw it and commented “And a man I thought I was. Goy!” in the voice of a Borscht Belt comedian.

  24. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it just replaced LA Looks as Gundy’s most used product.

  25. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big an OU booster just slipped an envelope filled with 10k into its coat pocket.

  26. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it talked Bill Snyder back into retirement.

    https://wastedoptimism.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/wo-team-by-team-2009-preview-kansas-state/

  27. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it once saw Bob Stoops without a visor.

  28. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big, Tim Tebow just said a prayer to it.

  29. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    I am now nervous that I won’t be able to top that Tebow one. As talented as I think I am, even I didn’t imagine my ceiling was that high.

  30. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection just penetrated the OSU tailback with the hot sorority chick name.

  31. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-erection is so big it was one of the original members of Destiny’s Child

  32. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection was the only thing that escaped the fires at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco.

  33. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection taught Colt McCoy the power of prayer.

  34. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is first, and foremost, a survivor.

  35. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection just scored the lead in a new movie entitled The Story of Terry Schiavo’s Dildo

  36. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    I got in an argument with my UGA-rection and it broke my shoulder blade.

  37. johntitmansonjr
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection has a faster 5K time than I do.

  38. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that T. Boone has decided to move the Athletic Village to it because of it’s great land values.

  39. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big that is it represented on the Mayan calender.

  40. samuelbryant
    September 4, 2009

    My UGA-rection is so big it doesn’t have to pay a cover at Dragon’s Lair.

  41. Yachoff Smirnoff
    September 4, 2009

    In Soviet Russia, UGA-rection so big we replace missile parade with UGA-rection parade. Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

  42. johntitmansonjr
    September 5, 2009

    My UGA-rection just sprained Sam Bradford’s shoulder. You’re welcome.

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