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Please refrain: No “Cougar” jokes this week

 Posted by: Ricky

Just Say No!

Just Say No... to lazy cliches.

 No Cougar jokes this week. We’re better than that.  Top FIVE better than that.  As clever as that term, “cougar,”  was 9 years ago… let’s hang it up this week. Let’s bury it alongside it’s beloved sister, The MILF.  Thanks in advance.

OR we could just start with a campaign to rename the University of Houston’s mascot in the meantime.  Seeing as we’re 1-0 when we turn it over to the comments section (re: UGA-rection), I envision a trend that will take us all the way to at least Glendale, AZ.  So put on your thinkin’ caps and please help us avoid cliched jokes.  Cuz its 100% originality here at WO.

Whaddya say?  Suggestion box is located in the comments section.  No cursing.  It’s lazy.

I’m fucking kidding.  Go batshit nuts on this one.

9 comments on “Please refrain: No “Cougar” jokes this week

  1. rickytornado
    September 10, 2009

    How bouts: University of Houston Slut Mothers of Three

  2. samuelbryant
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “You Look Marvelous”‘s

    (see, that is another tired old bit .. if i need to explain it, it’s probably not that funny … at least I’m trying you lazy dick)

  3. rickytornado
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “Twice Divorced Emotionally Unstable Sleep with Anyone Just to Feel Some Sort of Empty Connection, if just for a night”-ars.

  4. rickytornado
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “Long History of Father Issues”-ars

  5. rickytornado
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “My kids are with their dad and I have a 2 bedroom apt. I share with my coworker Janice, but she’s gone this weekend too, so if you want to come over and drink a riesling with me, I’ll drive…”-ars

  6. samuelbryant
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston Horny Babysitters

    (now I am going for the category “other popular porn themes”. see, because cougars is a popular porn theme. yes I am over-explaining again)

  7. rickytornado
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “My girlfriends all think I should be on Sex and the City because I’m so liberal and loose with my vayjay”-ars

  8. John Titmanson Jr.
    September 10, 2009

    University of Don’t Judge Me. You Don’t Know What’s It’s Like to Be Divorced and Lonely. I Don’t Even Care if I Never Hear From Him Again Cause I’m My Own Woman and Can Sleep with Who I Want. Now Pass Me a Fucking Cupcake Damn It’ars.

  9. Yachoff Smirnoff
    September 10, 2009

    University of Houston “Fighting Johnny Cougar Mellencamps”

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