We are back…. well, "back"
Posted by: Samuel
So Coach Gundy’s plan to ruin the lives of all quarterbacks not named Zac has progressed. He has claimed his second victim.
For those that don’t know, Mike Gundy loves to destroy quarterbacks. He first gained an appreciation for the taste of that sweet QB blood two years ago when he ruined Bobby Reid’s life with his tirade about what a good, defenseless boy he was (you may have seen it on youtube). Like all killers, once they get through the first one, they only want more as an unrelenting bloodlust overtakes them. Since it is currently illegal for Coach Gundy to actually murder quarterbacks, he has chosen to fight a more unconventional battle and just ruin their career and, if possible, their lives.
This time he has figured out a strategy so clever that it actually appears legitimate to the untrained eye. His new method is to construct a decent defensive scheme that will force opposing teams to consider pulling their starting quarterback. Yes, Joe Cox has fallen victim to this newest technique and is now basically competing for his own job. For now Gundy is sated.
I leave it up to you to decide. (p.s. your decision is scenario #2)