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Toughest Names in the Big XII

Posted by: Samuel

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When you hear a person’s name some attributes about that person immediately spring into your head.  One of the first things I think about when I hear someone’s name is “Could I whip that guys ass?”.  99 out of 100 times the answer is yes (I am orange belt after all), but there are a lot of dudes out there that posses names of which the very mention prompts you to immediately shit your pants, change your name, and relocate your family.  I am simply making a list of the most bad-ass sounding names from each team in the Big XII.  Yes this is a lazy effort today.

  • Sam Sledge CB Baylor
  • Guy Sergent  LB  Colorado
  • Josh Raven  LB  Iowa State
  • Jeff Spikes  OL  Kansas
  • Blake Slaughter  LB  Kansas State
  • Tony Buhr  DB  Missouri
  • Prince Amukamara  CB  Nebraska
  • Troy Steele  FB  Oklahoma
  • Lucien Antoine  S  Oklahoma State
  • Cade McCrary  WR  Texas
  • Jomo McDuff  DT  Texas A&M
  • Pearlie Graves DT  Texas Tech

One comment on “Toughest Names in the Big XII

  1. cowboydan
    September 25, 2009

    Colt McCoy is still a badass football name. Though I wish he didn’t looke like a 7th grader. A name like that deserves a Burt Reynolds mystique, including the mustache (as opposed to that dirty sanchez the backup QB at OU is sporting)

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