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RE: Austin box

I am Austin box.

Last Friday, The OU Sports Blog at NewsOK.com reported that you shouldn’t sleep on Austin box; and aside from the capital B on box, they’ve really got a point. We all know that Austin box is primo. And truth be told, there probably aren’t a lot of college towns that have the selection that Austin has from top to bottom. 

But with college football around the corner, let’s not forget about the other premium box in the Big 12 South. Click the jump for more…

Stillwater box

We are Stillwater box

It can be a little “small townish”, but that doesn’t make it bad. Mostly cute and a little innocent but not at all shy when it comes down to business.

Norman box

Sooner Box

Maybe a little on the trashy side, but who cares? We’re talking box here, not wife potential. There are a few really pretentious ones that wonder up from Dallas so beware. The fake tots dad bought her for graduation and the fresh brazillian are great, but the bitching and entitlement can be a little over the top.

College Station box

We are College Station box

Seemingly normal at a glance,but really weird once you get to know her. The big negatives are she chants weird shit regularly and wears a huge shiny class ring. (as an adult) But on the upside, she wants to get it on everytime she sees her team score a touchdown. You can’t beat that…

Lubbock box

Texas Tech Box

No explanation needed. She’ll drink you under the table (or at least that’s what you’ll make her think she’s doing while you’re getting her wasted!) Works every time…

Waco Box

Baylor Box

Underrated box. You don’t want to sleep on this AT ALL. Sure, it’s  a Baptist school in the middle of nowhere. And yes, there were some really crazy people there  in a compound in the 1990’s but listen to me. This box is not to be overlooked. A diamond in the rough, if you know what I mean. And you’ll get a prayer warrior out of it.

So the moral of the story here is don’t sleep on any box. Yes, Austin box is primo. But what reasonable box isn’t? The bottom line is we’re about a month away from college football, and that means tons of box.

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4 comments on “RE: Austin box

  1. Mike
    August 2, 2010

    “A diamond in the rough, if you know what I mean.”

    Well played, sir.

  2. POISON
    August 2, 2010

    Nothing like some younger box for the summer!!!

  3. JJ
    August 2, 2010

    funny stuff dude

  4. Mike E
    August 10, 2010

    Nice.

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This entry was posted on August 2, 2010 by in Austin Box, Baylor, Big 12, oklahoma, OU, Texas Aggie, Texas Tech.
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