UGA Game Tension Relief
Posted by: Samuel
It's either kill someone or WO tension reliever
So I figured with all the anxiety among us we should do something a little off-beat today. For those of you looking for profound words of wisdom that not only defines this weekend’s game, but also puts your whole life in perspective, please re-read yesterday’s entry. I just don’t have it in me to craft my usual insightful brilliance today. If that means I don’t receive as many emailed sex offers as yesterday, then I will just have to make do with my backup WO groupies.
We share groupies with 1987 Poison
Now on to the tension relief.
This tension reliever is going to be a game we will play in the comments section below. This game is called:
How big is your UGA-rection?
UGA-rection
Pronunciation: “youja-rection” (like huge erection … get it? … ya, it’s a stretch)
Definition: Erection caused by the uncontrollable excitement one is experiencing in anticipation of the Oklahoma State – Georgia game. As game time approaches one’s UGA-rection will become larger.
How to Play: Simply describe, as creatively as possible, how big your UGA-rection currently is. Simple right?
Since there is a decent chance that I will be the only one playing this game today, I might as well go first. I’ll start it off with the first comment.
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My UGA-rection is so big that Gary England just reported it as having a hook echo on radar.
My UGA-rection is so big that it became self-aware, went off to school, got a degree in physical therapy, and is currently massaging Zac’s hammy.
My UGA-rection is so big, Billy Sims has spent all day following it around yelling “BOOMER”.
My UGA-rection is so big, T.Boone attached a propeller to it and it is currently powering portions of west Texas
Yes I do plan to keep at this all day.
My UGA-rection is so big it is gaining interest by the Pickens Plan as a source of alternative energy.
My UGA-rection is so big, it just pressed charges against Jamal Mosley.
My UGA-rection is so big that it would be illegal for Perrish Cox to drive it.
My UGA-rection is so big that it is currently predicted to finish 4th in the Big 12 north. (really not that impressive of an accomplishment though).
My UGA-rection is so big that John Titmanson Jr. mistook it for Mariah Carey and has spent the past 3 months following it around Japan.
My UGA-rection is so big I am currently raising funds to bowl-in the west end zone.
My UGA-rection is so big, it just hit the jerry-tron and we had to replay the down.
My UGA-rection is so big I just had to ban all media from it. All information will now come directly from me. Thanks.
My UGA-rection is so big that it looks absolutely fucking bad-ass and douchy in its new Affliction t-shirt.
My UGA-rection is so big it was just booked to headline orange peel. Which was really a no-brainer since they only had to bump Jimmy Fallon.
My UGA-rection is so big it just got punched in the face by Oregon’s running back.
My UGA-rection is so big that it retroactively became the meaning behind Beast M.O.D.E.
My UGA-rection is so big that the Prairie wind touched its skin.
My UGA-rection is so big it can actually cover half of Visanthe Shiancoe’s flaccid penis.
My UGA-rection is so big a pep rally for tomorrows game just formed in its Bob Simmons Auditorium located at the end of the Nathan Simmons wing of my UGA-rection.
Gotta take a lunch break. This is exhausting.
My UGA-rection is so big it just offered the role of “the tip” to Leonardo DeCaprio in the upcoming biopic it is making about itself.
My UGA-rection is so big it hand feeds me Kentucky Fried Chicken.
My UGA-rection is so big it may or may not play tomorrow because of a hamstring injury.
My UGA-rection is so big, Gundy saw it and commented “And a man I thought I was. Goy!” in the voice of a Borscht Belt comedian.
My UGA-rection is so big it just replaced LA Looks as Gundy’s most used product.
My UGA-rection is so big an OU booster just slipped an envelope filled with 10k into its coat pocket.
My UGA-rection is so big it talked Bill Snyder back into retirement.
My UGA-rection is so big it once saw Bob Stoops without a visor.
My UGA-rection is so big, Tim Tebow just said a prayer to it.
I am now nervous that I won’t be able to top that Tebow one. As talented as I think I am, even I didn’t imagine my ceiling was that high.
My UGA-rection just penetrated the OSU tailback with the hot sorority chick name.
My UGA-erection is so big it was one of the original members of Destiny’s Child
My UGA-rection was the only thing that escaped the fires at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco.
My UGA-rection taught Colt McCoy the power of prayer.
My UGA-rection is first, and foremost, a survivor.
My UGA-rection just scored the lead in a new movie entitled The Story of Terry Schiavo’s Dildo
I got in an argument with my UGA-rection and it broke my shoulder blade.
My UGA-rection has a faster 5K time than I do.
My UGA-rection is so big that T. Boone has decided to move the Athletic Village to it because of it’s great land values.
My UGA-rection is so big that is it represented on the Mayan calender.
My UGA-rection is so big it doesn’t have to pay a cover at Dragon’s Lair.
In Soviet Russia, UGA-rection so big we replace missile parade with UGA-rection parade. Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
My UGA-rection just sprained Sam Bradford’s shoulder. You’re welcome.